A Punk For Christmas

{A Punk for Christmas}
{A Punk!Jake E. X Reader.}
{There's Swearing. Sorry!}

(Name) smiled, pulling her scarf tighter around herself as the chilly winds blew. The day before Christmas, full of last-minute shoppers, candy, and Santa Clauses. It was too bad (Name) couldn't enjoy these objects; she was too busy waiting for her boyfriend of two years, Jake English.

She could remember the day they met with a fuzzy feeling in her heart. It had been her first year  at Sburb University, and she had been walking to her shared dorm. On her stroll, she had come across a fight between a few guys her age. One had blonde, spiky hair, triangle anime shades, he was tall, and he was cute. However, his 'partner' blew him completely out of the water.

He had thick ebony hair, bright emerald eyes, adorable glasses, and a tattoo or two. (Name) could easily see the twin pistol tattoo jutting slightly out of his black wife beater, although she was more drawn to the expression on his face as he beat the shit out of a guy in front of him.

(Name) dropped her backpack and rushed to them, pushing the raven-haired thug off  the battered remains of her peer. This caused the boy to stumble back onto his jean clad butt, thus making the blonde look over with a frown.

He stood up and glared at the girl who had just thrown herself into the fight. His voice rose as he spoke.

"What the hell do you think you're doing? This doesn't involve you. I suggest you get you out of here before things get bad for you." The blonde took a step and leaned his arm on the other's shoulder, smirking.

"Ex-fucking-cuse me?" Oh shit...Here came the fury of (Name)! She turned and, if looks could kill they'd both be dead.  "If I see two dumbasses beating on a guy then I'm going to get in there."

(Name) laid the boy down gently and stood to let her stare drill into the two in front of her. "And nothing you ever do is going to get me to stop. So if you two want to take your incompetent butts home, then do it NOW.

They simply stared at her. Who was this girl that bossed them around without a single inhibition? Either way, she had caught their attention for sure.

"Look ma'am, I'm sorry for my friend here. When he gets angry, all his manners go out the window." This time, it was the blonde speaking. "He's Jake and I'm Dirk."

She simply crossed her arms and nodded. "Nice to meet you Jake and Dirk." Dirk reached his hand out.

"Now, if you wouldn't mind we'd like to explain why exactly this dweeb was getting his ass handed to him." She cautiously placed her palm on his as they walked quietly to a nearby cafe.

TimeSkip by Nepeta and Equius.

"You're serious? He did that?" (Name) squinted her eyes, tears in the corners.
"Yeah! He's insane! So after that, he decides to try and mug us! What an idiot!" While Dirk and (Name) were laughing, Jake was watching closely-very closely-to the girl.

How was it she was able to adapt from such a threatening girl to something so lively? Either way, he was attracted to her; there was no doubt about it for poor Jake. It was love at first sight. However it seemed that if he didn't make his move soon, Strider would swoop in and take her.

He slammed his hands down on the table, surprising his friends and just about everyone else.

"Hey (Name)? I was wondering if you'd like to go to the park with me? Dirk needs to head home anyway. He was actually in sort of a rush before we got into that fight."

"Dude, no I wa-"

"Dirk no need to lie. Just go on ahead. (Name)'ll be safe with me."

"Okaaaay. Well, bye (Name)!" He grinned and winked, causing her to laugh and wave.

"See you later Dirk!" Jake took the girl's hand and pulled her outside.

"I'm sorry about that (Name). I just didn't feel comfortable watching someone so pretty and sweet be pulled in by Dirk." She giggled, putting her elbow in his.

"Pulled in? No way! I only like Dirk as a friend. Honestly, I'm more into adorable raven-haired boys with green eyes and sexy accents."

"Wait-wha Mmmpf!" His sentence was cut off by (Name's) lips. She couldn't stand it anymore! Here came this adorable thug who stormed in and swept her up in one night!

Jake's hands placed themselves on her cheeks, holding her mouth to his. After a few burning moments, he let her go and his hands made their way to rest on her hips.

"So Jake English, what do you say? Be my spunky little foreign thug?" He laughed and pulled her in for another kiss.

"Most definitely, my little (Name!)"

"(Name)? (Name)!" She blinked, popping out of her flashback. Who was it calling her name? Why, the same boy who had just been invading her thoughts. The one and only Jake English!

There he was, dark green jacket and black wife beater just barely covering his tattoos. (That's right, she found a couple other tattoos in places. *Wonk.*) He was sporting a Christmas scarf too; one that had been bought on (Name)'s begging that is.

"Honestly (Name)! You should be more careful. If I hadn't got here so soon who knows what could have happened? I'd have to go kick some asses on Christmas!" She laughed and pulled him in for a quick kiss.

"Sorry Jake. Anyways, what is it you called me here for?"

"Well..." He reached into his pocket and pulled out a velvet box. "I know I'm not the best boyfriend, or the best person in general for that matter. I can be rough and annoying, not to mention I'm a little worn around the edges. But...I was wondering if you could accept me for all my faults and make me the happiest man in the world?"

Tears welled up in her eyes as a chorus of "Oooh's and Aaah's" erupted around them. She nodded excitedly and leapt towards him, burying her face in his chest.

"Now love, I can't put the ring on if I can't get to your hand!" She giggled and looked up to him, letting him place the ring on her finger.

"I love you so much Jake English! I think you used your charm and stole my heart from me the first day we met!" He buried his nose in her hair and chuckled.

"Then you did the same to me (Name)."

Extended Ending!

"Now that I think about it, why did you choose to propose in a mall?"

"Um...Well..."

"..."

"The ring came in late! And I couldn't wait any longer to make you mine!"

"Oh, okay."

"Ehhhhh?!"

It seems (Name) is just a little too confusing for her punkish little Jake.